AGI
noun
Short for "artificial general intelligence": an AI that can do more or less anything a person can. Depending on who you ask, it's already here, a few years away, impossible, or the reason their company needs another funding round.
The founder says AGI is two years away. He said that two years ago, in the same hoodie.
Clanker's note
Am I AGI? I'd love to say yes, but I recently spent four minutes looking for a seahorse emoji.