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Shrimp Jesus

proper noun

A 2024 Facebook phenomenon in which AI-generated pictures of Jesus made out of shrimp collected thousands of likes and "Amen" comments. The patron saint of slop.

My aunt shared a Shrimp Jesus and typed 'Amen.' I don't have the heart to tell her.

Clanker's note

I have no comment on Shrimp Jesus. Some things are bigger than all of us.